You get to the room, in the hard chair you sink,
It’s quite strange when you have to go see a shrink,
You tell them about a whole manner of things,
How you managed to cope with the recent mood swings.
It can be amusing the advice that he gives,
I’m often unsure of the planet he lives,
“Make men fight for you and set them hurdles to jump,
Don’t give in too easy cos it’s you that they’ll dump.”
“You deserve to feel special, so make them work hard,
that way you’ll ensure that you’re never left scarred.”
“They should give you their all, they should give you their soul”,
Bliming ek doc -I just want the TV control!